PART2 - CHIN STRAP BEARD PEOPLE PLEASE WATCH!!!

Brought back to you by POPULAR DEMAND! I give you PART2 - CHIN STRAP BEARD PEOPLE

PLEASE WATCH!!!

Hawaiian Rules "HANG LOOSE"

Never judge a day by the weather

The best things in life aren't things

Tell the truth - there's less to remember

Speak softly and wear a loud shirt

Goals are deceptive - the unaimed arrow never misses

He who dies with the most toys - still dies

Age is relative - when you're over the hill, you pick up speed

There are two ways to be rich - make more or desire less

Beauty is internal - looks mean nothing

No Rain - No Rainbows

My favourite Quote

When I'm having a bad day I think of this: 

“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” ~Groucho Marx

Chin Stap Bearded People Please Read!!

Oh ladies! look at how douchie I am. 

 To those who rock a chin strap beard, I am not here to insult you I am only hear to educate you. Lets face it! I dont expect everyone to have a fashion sense or be current with the newest trends because i have neither.

Mugatu

 Chin Strap Beards on the other hand need to be addressed. They just make you look like a Douche!

In Park and your still annoying people with your gayness 

Do not think that I am the only one with theses feeling towards your offensive facial hair, their are millions of others who will agree with me. When I see  man with a chin strap in public I instinctively  dislike you.  Even though you may very well be a nice person my first impression is that you are a Douche. Think of it this way, its like adding a loud farty exhaust to your honda civic. Im sure you get my point now.

Exhibit. A. Pecker Thin

Flaming Douche

WHY? is correct! A pencil thin chin strap looks as though you decided to shave your face but at the last second stopped. Maybe your batteries in your electic razor ran out, maybe you were interrupted by a episode of Jersey Shore. Either way Just KEEP GOING and shave it off and you wont look like a douche anymore. Well.. if you still had spiked hair and orange skin like this guy your still a douche, but thats a hole other can of worms.

Exhibit.B. Chin Memories

Sympathetic Douche

This one I can Sympathize with. Your fat and you miss your chin so in order to get it back you leave a strap of hair to remind you where your jaw line used to be before you were obese. You have three options here, 1- You can go on a diet to lose weight until your chin is visible again and shave your face. Or 2- You can shave your face and accept that you will never see your chin again as it is suffocated by your fat. And finally 3- You can grow a real mans beard to hide your chinlessness thus becoming that bearded fat man that everyone loves!

Respectable !

If I can get one person to shave their chin strap off then I have done my job. It is up to you the readers to circulate this message in hopes that eventually the world will be Chin Strap FREE! You Strap-ons may just think that everyone around you is laughing at some joke but they are actually laughing at you and your stupid chin strap. So Save yourselves the embarrassment and humiliation, loose the Chin Strap and you will lose the douche (appearance)!!

Motivating and Inspiring (Must Watch)

Dont SHAVE You Butt

Because a hairy butt is better than an itchy butt!!!!

Love Story or a Story about Love?

I recently just discovered Netflix in Canada and I've been watching a lot... maybe an excessive amount of movies. Last week I watched 500 Days of summer. And I have been raving about it to my friends for the last week. So now I'll do some raving here.

It stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt who is love struck by his co-worker  played by Zooey Deschanel. Right front the beginning it says it like it is, one of the first lines of the film is "This is not a love story its a story about love." Frankly, i'm sick of love stories that end with rainbows and butterflies. They actually sicken me. 

This is not what real love looks like!

This is real. Its funny and witty and got me a little teary eyed. Joseph Gordon-Levitt does an awesome job portraying a young hopeless romantic slightly nerdy greeting card maker named Tom. He tries to win the heart of his dream girl Zooey Deschanel. Deschanel plays Summer a relationship hater who finds a liking in Levitt's character. When she breaks it off between the two of them, he goes through all 500 days he's known Summer to figure out what went wrong.

We have all done some crazy things for love and this movie captures the real moments in relationships that is rarely shown in romantic comedies. It feels genuine and real. 

For me character development is very important in any story. The audience has to relate to the characters, as if they were themselves. They have to feel all the emotions that they feel. And the characters in this movies are well developed and thought out. They are not fake or over the top. You sympathize for Tom throughout the movie hopping he can win Summer over. But by the end you understand Summer. She's a little confused and screwed up from her parents relationship but she still doesn't want to give up on real love, even if thats the impression she gives. 

If you haven't seen this movie please watch it!!!

-Peanut

On a happier note...

I liked Gilbert Gottfried in Aladdin as Iago.

This is what a really annoy bird would sound like.

A well suited role. I like to find the brighter side of things.

-Peanut

Current Favorite Quote



You have two primary choices in LIFE. To accept conditions as they exist, or to accept responsibilty for changing them !

-Pickle



RaNt! - 2 Things that infuriate me and if provoked I would probably snap

1- Piece of shit (pardon my french) cars with a loud "fart machine" exhaust. To make matters worse if you drive it like an idiot or if you are one of those people who feel the need to rev your engine like you are at the starting line at the Daytona 500 . You sir are lucky I don't carry a gun! Do yourself and the people around you a favor and put the original quiet exhaust back on. Your a TOOL you don't need to let everyone else around you know that as well.

2- Gilbert Gottfried is the most annoying, ugly, squinty motherfuckin comedian I have ever known. Even the sound of his voice makes me cringe with hatred! I don't understand how people can find him funny when all I want to do is strangle him. This may sound excessive as I do not regularly feel this way towards people but there he is just one person that turns my knuckles white.

Ohh Wait!! Gilbert Gottfried driving a fart machine!! If I ever witnessed It would probably black out in a fit of rage, and awake covered in blood surrounded by police hahaha .......................... Serious tho.

Everything else I can handle calmly !

-Pickle

Just getting this picture made my blood pressure Rise.